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obeytheprophecy:

▲ obey the prophecy ▲ the door to wonderland

obeytheprophecy:

▲ obey the prophecy ▲
the door to wonderland

Anonymous said: I gave my boyfriend a handjob under our table in olive garden

killer-titz:

olivegarden:

i’m calling the official president of the usa 

if you consider a woman less pure after you’ve touched her maybe you should take a look at your hands

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I will never not reblog this

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theseaprince:

I would love myself so much more if I had a nice butt

pervgurt:

If ur pets dont like him he aint da one

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skypestripper:

skypestripper:

math.. more like

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snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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condom:

trust:

i want $23,000 and someone to kiss me

I want the $23,000, hold the kisses

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waywardswagabond:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

why………do…people..not..take..showers…..

because theft is illegal

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